She Called Me Yogi :-)

I got to go get that yoga, you know I’m a yogi Master roller holder, got a 80 send them a harmonic blessing, my yoga instructor just drove me a thousand miles today, If You Can Count 9 out of 15 something, I made eval and said namaste trauma on me trauma I’m hooked on her yoga and I’m into it more.

I might as well caught myself dreaming of yoga routines because of this girl got their teacher in this scene Ama Mater byog 80s cuz we rock in the other clothes comfy waist size 30, jeans size 40, yoga pants fit for me, I love hugging when the sun’s up When the Sun Goes Down I got to hit this routine that I found around the internet town I’m a geek for yoga because of this teacher let me introduce her.


I have neen a casual Yoga practitioner for about 9 years now, but something changed a few weeks ago inside my head when I found a new Yoga instructor. Her name is.Cole Chance and when I first began one of her videos online and started to follow along, her voice for delivery spoke to me and away went all the disbelief that I couldn’t do this everyday. On YouTube i searched “30 minite yoga” and I was honestly captured by her beauty and turquoise yoga shorts, showing her long legs and ankle tat and bracelet. Another notable feature of hers I thought was hawt was her dreads. Frost tipped and everything, how reggaemuffin! She spoke clear and told me about how my energy works when going through the Yoga poses. I MADE IT 15 MINUTES! Not due to her, rather, im used to the opposite of exercise not trippin` bout the blazé blah, I’ll come to a point in my life where I’m over feeling negative all the time when I don’t me a short goal, I said I was a casual yoga practitioner, will really stuck with me as I found myself doing it a few days in a row and going to her videos, she’s the best yoga teacher I’ve ever had, and to be honest I felt the effects from her classes start to lift a lot of bad feelings and stress effects in my everyday life, I found to be myself sitting straighter flexing and posing which feels really good to do no matter if you have a lot of muscle or a little bit of muscle, or whatever body shape you’re in, it really straightens you out and align your joints and created vibing, and I was just practice it at home inside for the comfort of the internet, I had to move the phone all around side to side in the front and the sides while I followed along but that was minimal discomfort, what I found was that it’s not about the yoga I could get that from anybody, it’s about her skills as a yoga instructor,

I’ve grown familiar with her teachings. I only want her to teach me yoga now, if you ask me she’s the royalty of yoga instructors and of yoga, her body is so flexible just want to get in a row class next to her, to really get her energy Chi yin yang whatever that is energy coming up from the center of the Earth throw your body to the top of your head that’s what she said, yeah. When she says take a breath or hold it or anything it seems like she knows exactly the encouraging words I need to keep going to the routine, I get a little crazy and breathes funny I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be breathing in or out all I know is I’m not falling in love with a YouTube video, she’s inspiring me to have a love for yoga that I never had, there’s nothing better for one thing just watching a beautiful woman do yoga poses, and she takes the cake 4 me and my 26 revolutions, she works me out so hard it’s like she’s a butcher, but I know she’s probably a vegetarian I don’t know too much about her I didn’t do my research you know how I blog, she’s my favorite and I love to just player videos of chance to see what routine is coming up today, I have a few bookmarked, and who wouldn’t want to be successful on YouTube or fall and to a crush with their yoga teacher silly and harmless as it is itsfunneh cuz I have a broken heart and I fall in love with every woman I meet, she even knows that she’s teasing us the viewer, I mean she’s just body is just so flexible, there is a i gaze piercing when I’m reflecting her movements, she knows I’m sippin on her videos because I found her on Instagram and said what’s up about liking her as a teacher, it was so thrilling to get a response from her! She is turning me into a yoga God slowly but surely, actually the term she uses for addressing the Mad public are calling us Yogi. Seems like every other yoga instructor I had has been lame AF compared to Cole, after only a few weeks she’s helped me feel more whole, I feel kind of weird cuz I’m not falling in love with the YouTube video but it’s like her absence is felt by me because I noticed that I started doing things like getting all nice and cleaned up before my yoga class if you can call it a class, I have a yoga mat so that’s great it’s not the same color as her she is a orange one mine’s blue that’s like the NYC hip hop colors can’t you see we match and Cole is gorgeous Karma, every other yoga teacher or programs considered Lane and uneffective to me and the way they tried to drive you to the practice, anyway Bells Are Ringing because I have a great yoga instructor, she’s cool AF and I get a wavelength for teaching, it’s been such a breath of fresh air and moved me from casual 2 a life of activity and discipline when it comes to yoga, apart from any shortcomings on my behalf of being stubborn just lazy but I heard her message of saying moving into the Heat and stuff which is a kind of way that she was trying to say move in a little bit too uncomfortable areas in your routine to start to stretch her more but it has all kinds of implications at a higher order if you take the same approach it’s the same thing that people teach about succeeding in getting successful or whatever that is, and as of YouTube Creator I’m like hey look who I’m around man my life is push me to the edge I’m not the same because of what she did for me cold just for you considering putting on Tobacco to it’s too hard but that’s like she said move into the area everything like that slide and hide that tobacco, slide on my yoga mat, time to stop being boring, I tried to write a like a student but you know I’m fluent and lyrics to Heaven Sent, I’m so glad she’s not a waste or hippie chick, she’s the type of hippie chick it’s not a waste, I don’t really know what what holds me back from doing it on the mat like 3 times a day at this point,

I just keep telling myself you going to get it you’re going to get it in a good good good good way if you keep doing this every day, Cole chance is the best yoga instructor. Don’t worship her some more it’s like she’s a movie star for me but I got to be in a movies to practice her acting the way she pulls the chain or the string off the top of head makes me want to get out of bed, on a freeway with the internet call, I thought was so long as a yoga casual nothing ever really work for me in that area what is it about Cole,!?, I’m like Oh Me Oh My we’ve been flexing flexing for some time she makes me go harder than the Eminem show and an inn Hotel session That was supposed to be some kind of get into yoga couldn’t even touch my heart the way that cold be as ice in a good way, so I see you taking her lesson seriously that I’m about to share with you, it’s a slow one it’s really really easy,

I can do it even when I’m brazy brazy I stayed up for 48 hours and I could still do this routine, don’t count the 5-Hour energy drinks I shot purple ones, yoga is making me not even need those 5-hour energies anymore, don’t buy 5-hour Energy they’re nasty and I’m thinking hey Cole can you get at me, she was like hit me back tell me when you do the blog so I’m trying to make it really really Zog 999-999-5421 can’t call for a video you got to go to the website to buy the Blu-rays and DVDs, I can’t have found out that the out Studio she’s with has different teachers to that might fit with different people, who knows maybe they got a phone Karma, and I hope my merits bring an end to suffering to all beings, and may they bless me yoga instructor, I just feel like I’m not good enough even though I’m tough I can make it through a yoga beginner rough, session ain’t nothing to me think about all the money I’m saving and I would rather spend my money on a DVD or Blu-ray to get the high quality pics of her. I look forward to grindin honored videos line them all up I’m on movie show real real the way I feel feel Cole Chance can help you or someone from your team got to stay up with your body routines and I think that’s really funny how she says we have to push up our butt cheeks when we sit down to get away the flushies Toshi’s saggy baggy gout that’s it then, got to admit I can’t spread my legs as far as her, but I’m going to keep doing the pulley ropes like I’m working like I’m in Bloodsport flexing on the rope and pulley really really, and today when I could only do 9 minutes out of a 15 or I didn’t even think I was sorry, cuz I know that she doesn’t judge me, even before I leave it seems like she’s already coaxing me to say goodbye in the middle of a row team communication.

I love how she is available through her videos anytime of the day from my routine my plan and as much as I can keep getting her I’m going to keep going hard on her videos and still got to get away all that bad karma bad energy I feel like I’m settling in a little boat, I’m trying to make this bad things it’s a lot of bad things that they** float, I only love how good I’ve been feeling lately and I need her now more than ever so here’s to her and her clever teaching cuz his only a lot of good things that I’m wishing on her you can call it God’s plan you can call it what you want, everything it’s not a front, I will gladly pay her Studio in real life if I was in the area, if I had the money, if I the transportation, if I had if I have if I had I will meet her in Miami for Beach yoga I mean isn’t that what South Padre Island for karma nice slow yoga namaste, I don’t know how much more things I could say, I like the way she shows me how to put my hands in the air like a ballerina that’s kind of really silly I’ll be thinking pink tutus when I be doing my motions watch my phone watching my thumb nice and slow making arches like rainbows that’s got to be some kind of code,

I like how she teaches nice and slow I love how she doesn’t pressure you to go, she says that all your life rumors fade away concerns took that booty up for my nightly yoga routine, no other celebrity has inspired me like she.

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